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Ari and Fred Throw a Blogiversary Party

16 Jul
*sound of champagne cork popping*

*fizzle and glug of pouring drinks*

Ari Fuzzy Mango: Mr. Raptor.

Frederick Regency Raptor: Miss Mango.

A: Well, here we are.

F: Indeed.

A: One year.

F: Indeed. An impressive feat.

A: I hadn’t really expected— *sips*

F: Nor had I.

A: But it’s been a surprisingly successful enterprise, so I think we might continue the experiment—

F: I think so too. It certainly can’t hurt.

A: And there are actually people

F: I know. It boggles the mind.

*a pause* *Fred sips*

A: And you don’t think we should—

F: HuhgACK!

A: Fred!

F: *splutters* *coughs*

A: FRED! Fred, are you okay??

F: Yes…*coughs* I’m quite all right.

A: You don’t sound all right! Oh God. Oh God, I knew champagne wasn’t a good idea. Alcohol is bad for birds, and you’re close enough that—

F: I assure you, I am perfectly well!

A: *stern look* Fred.

F: Truthfully! I am. I was simply…unprepared.

A: *raises eyebrows*

F: It fizzes.

A: *stares*

F: …I am not putting you on. It does fizz, and—

A: *bursts out laughing*

F: But it does!

A: Fred, see, this is why we are friends.

F: *sniffs* I fail to see what’s so amusing. And I thought we were friends because we are both insufferable book nerds who are addicted to infusions of camellia sinensis.

A: That too. Come on, let’s get you cleaned up. Before it soaks into your cravat.

F: I am sorry to have spoilt the blogiversary party.

A: *smiling* My dear dromaeosaur. You haven’t spoiled a thing. *hugs* Happy blogiversary!

BLOGIVERSARY, ALL CAPS, & BEA ARC GIVEAWAYS!

12 Jul

DEAR READERS AND RAPTORS, I AM WRITING TO YOU IN ALL CAPS.

Yes, we can see that, Ari. But why?

BECAUSE I AM SO EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE ONE-YEAR BLOGIVERSARY FOR A FUZZY MANGO WITH WINGS WILL BE ON MONDAY, JULY 16TH, 2012. A whole year, you guys!

You get the idea. :D

To celebrate, Fred and I have decided to give away some of the awesome ARCs we got at BEA. We’d love to hang on to them, of course, but since we literally don’t have time to read the 50+ books we’ve acquired since arriving in NY, we’re looking forward to finding good homes for a few of them! ARCs are designed to generate publicity/excitement for upcoming books, after all, so we’re doing those authors a disservice if we just sit on them until we have time to read them.

And which ARCs are going up for adoption? I’ve selected a variety of galleys for you to choose from. Three are adult fiction. Six are YA. Five are MG. The genres range from contemporary to historical to dystopian to paranormal to fantasy to science fiction. If you want to find out what the book is about, click on the image of the cover to be linked straight to the book’s Amazon page. Rather than put the jacket copy here on the blog, I’ve opted to post the opening lines from each ARC—of course, these are subject to change because most of these books aren’t published yet, but I think it’s always nice to get a flavor of the writing. (Any typos/mistakes are mine.)

Without further ado, here we go!

 

ADULT FICTION

 

1. THE ELEPHANT KEEPER’S CHILDREN, by Peter Høeg

Opening lines:

I have found a door out of the prison. It opens out onto freedom. I am writing this to show you that door. You might ask how much freedom he thinks he’s entitled to, this boy who was born on Finø, the island they call Denmark’s Gran Canaria, and in the rectory to boot, with its twelve rooms and a garden as big as a park, and not only that but born into the midst of a father and mother, and older sister and older brother, and grandparents and a great-grandmother, and a dog, all of which sounds like an advert for something expensive but a worthwhile investment for all the family.

 

2. THE YELLOW BIRDS, by Kevin Powers

Opening lines:

The war tried to kill us in the spring. As grass greened the plains of Nineveh and the weather warmed, we patrolled the low-slung hills beyond the cities and towns. We moved over them and through the tall grass on faith, kneading paths into the windswept growth like pioneers. While we slept, the war rubbed its thousand ribs against the ground in prayer. When we pressed onward through exhaustion, its eyes were white and open in the dark. While we ate, the war fasted, fed by its own deprivation. It made love and gave birth and spread through fire.

 

3. SOUL THIEF, by Alison Lorimer

Opening lines:

I wish I could convince myself this was a dream. The pain is too much.
The air is hot, sour and almost impossible to breathe. It feel thick and acidic against my tongue, like a gag over my lips. It’s only been hours—I think—since they slammed the iron door over the cave-like hole. Sealed in, I fade into the pitch black of my mind and then come back to life again.
Conscious
Unconscious.
Pain.
It feels like a tomb.

 

YOUNG ADULT FICTION

 

1. MAGISTERIUM, by Jeff Hirsch

Opening lines:

Glenn followed the hum of machinery out to the edge of the forest.

“Dad! Dinner”

Balancing a tray in her hands, and her tablet under one arm, Glenn eased around a patch of snow stained blue from the lights of the generator that powered her father’s workshop.

Workshop was a grand term for what Dad had built in the back corner of their yard. Glenn had tried to tell him he should fab it—they had the money when he first built it. He said you couldn’t let machines do everything for you; sometimes you had to use your own two hands. Of course, what his own two hands got him was a leaky roof and walls that twisted to one side as if they were caught in a perpetual hurricane.

 

2. A SOLDIER’S SECRET, by Marissa Moss

Opening lines:

“Just a minute there.” The recruiter stops me as I lean over to dip the pen in ink. “You can’t enlist.”

I freeze. Can he tell? I’m wearing a shirt, vest, and trousers as usual, my curly hair cut short except for a lock that insists on falling over my forehead. I brush it away nervously to meet the man’s eyes. I’ve been passing for nearly three years now, but every new encounter still brings with it the same fear. I take nothing for granted. The key thing, I remind myself, is not to reveal anything, to act as normal as possible.

“I beg your pardon,” I say as if I haven’t heard him clearly. I keep my voice calm and low, pushing down the panic that’s bubbling up inside of me.

 

3. ORIGIN, by Jessica Khoury

Opening lines:

I’m told that the day I was born, Uncle Paolo held me against his white lab coat and whispered, “She is perfect.” Sixteen years later, they’re still repeating the word. Every day I hear it, from the scientists of the guards, from my mother or from my Aunt Brigid. Perfect.

They say other things too. That there are no others like me, at least not yet. That I am the pinnacle of mankind, a goddess born of mortal flesh. You are immortal, Pia, and you are perfect, they say.

 

4. BEAUTIFUL LIES, by Jessica Warman

Opening lines:

It’s one of those cool, crisp fall nights that make you feel like the air is ripe with possibility, like anything could happen. From where we stand on the jogging trail, my sister and I can see the whole city stretching out around us. On the farthest end, all the way across town, there is a dusk-lit celebration taking place, a huge tent holding overlapping threads of bodies, the sounds of their voices carrying across the wind, all the way to us.

“Ah. Oktoberfest at the Yellow Moon,” she says to me, squinting, standing on tiptoes in her scuffed ballet flats, like if she stares at the party long enough she might absorb some of the excitement, which feels almost electric as it seeps from the crowd.

 

5. FALLING KINGDOMS, by Morgan Rhodes

Opening lines:

She’d never killed before tonight.

“Stay back,” her sister hissed.

Jana pressed against the stone wall of the villa. She searched the shadows that surrounded them, briefly looking up at the stars bright as diamonds against the black sky.

Squeezing her eyes shut, she prayed to the ancient sorceress. Please, Eva, give me the magic I need to find her.

When she opened her eyes, fear shot through her. On the branch of a tree a dozen paces away sat a golden hawk.

“They’re watching us,” she whispered. “They know what we’ve done.”

Sabina flicked a glance at the hawk. “We need to move. Now. There’s no time to waste.”

 

6. BREATHE, by Sarah Crossan

Opening lines:

Breathing is a right, not a privilege, so I’m stealing it back. I’m nervous, but I’m not scared. This is the mission I’ve been training for. I’m ready to lead.

I squeeze Abel’s hand and he looks at me. “Now?” he asks. He puts his other hand into his pocket.

“No, no. Not yet,” I whisper. Several cameras are trained right at us and there’s a steward only meters away. I pull Abel close and nuzzle his neck. We aren’t a couple, but posing as one makes us less conspicuous.

“So tell me when,” Abel says.

 

MIDDLE GRADE FICTION

 

1. CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS AND THE TERRIFYING RETURN OF TIPPY TINKLETROUSERS, by Dav Pilkey

Opening lines:

This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the kid on the right with the tie and the flat-top. Harold is the one on the left with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now.

When our last adventure ended, George and Harold were being escorted to jail. The police had discovered surveillance photos showing the two boys robbing a bank with Captain Underpants. Of course, we all know that Geroge, Harold, and Captain Underpants were innocent. It was their evil twins who had robbed that bank. But the police hadn’t bothered to read the last book, so they really didn’t know what was going on.

 

2. SHADOW ON THE MOUNTAIN, by Margi Preus

Opening lines:

Against the blue-black mountains, Espen’s bicycle was just a tiny moving speck. Far below the road, the river pulsed and rushed, swollen with rain and snowmelt. The sun had long ago slipped away, leaving just a thin fringe of light glimmering along the ragged edge of the western mountains. The dangerous time of day, his grandmother would have said, the time of day the trolls come out.

 

 

 

3. GODS AND WARRIORS, by Michelle Paver

Opening lines:

The shaft of the arrow was black and fletched with crow feathers, but Hylas couldn’t see the head because it was buried in his arm.

Clutching it to stop it wobbling, he scrambled down the slope. No time to pull it out. The black warriors could be anywhere.

He was ragingly thirsty and so tired he couldn’t think straight. The Sun beat down on him and the thorn scrub gave no cover; he felt horribly exposed. But even worse was the worry over Issi, and the aching disbelief about Scram.

 

4. FLYING THE DRAGON, by Natalie Dias Lorenzi

Opening lines:

Skye had known something was coming. The way her dad had been acting lately was beyond his normal weirdness. She just never guessed the something coming would be a bunch of Japanese relatives she’d never met.

The first sign of trouble was when her dad switched from silverware to chopsticks. Maybe she shouldn’t have been surprised. After all, her dad was Japanese. Sort of. He’d been born and raised in Japan but hadn’t been back since he married her mom. To Skye he was pretty much American. And since Virginia is about as far away from Japan as you can get, Skye didn’t blame herself for forgetting that she was half Japanese herself.

 

5. STEALING AIR, by Trent Reedy

Opening lines: 

“Great success through great risk,” Brian whispered as he jumped his skateboard off the curb. There were over half a dozen kids carving tricks at the skate pack just ahead of him. Brian didn’t know any of them, but since tomorrow would be his first day at a new school, he might as well do something to start making friends. He stomped the tail of his skateboard to ollie it onto the sidewalk.

 
 
 

SO:

THE RULES

 

The giveaway is a drawing. To enter, you need to do the following:

    1. Comment on this post and indicate which of the ARCs you’d be interested in winning (please include at least two or three options, in case your first choice isn’t available). Your comment earns you one entry in the drawing.
    2. Make sure you comment using a valid email address so I can contact you if you win!

 

Ah, but there’s more! See, you can earn EXTRA entries if you do any of the following:

 

  • Subscribe to A Fuzzy Mango With Wings (*points to the top of the right-hand sidebar*) or follow on Google Reader, then mention it in your comment (I don’t have a way to verify the latter, so I’m trusting you guys to be honest). + 1 entry
  • If you’re on Twitter, tweet about the contest (please include a link to your tweet in the comments section—here’s how) + 1 entry
  • If you’re on Goodreads, add at least one of these books to your To-Read list (again, please include a link in the comments) + 2 entries
  • If you have a blog, blog about the contest (again, please include a link to your blog post in the comments) + 3 entries

 

The contest is open until 11:59 PM PST on July 16, 2012. THREE WINNERS will be selected randomly by Random.org and will get one of the ARCs they listed (hopefully there’s enough diversity of choice that it’ll all work out). I’ll announce the winners sometime next week! The contest is open to anyone in North America or possssssibly Europe (my bank account permitting—I’ll let you know).

WOO! Good luck, everyone!

YE SHALL HAVE ARCS! (or, The People Have Spoken)

8 Jul
*ahem*

Dear Readers,

As Miss Mango is feeling stressed and is currently deep in work-mode, I have taken it upon myself to drop in and let you know that after a few days of polling, it seems that a BEA ARC giveaway is the clear favorite for upcoming blogiversary festivities. Rejoice! We shall return on Thursday with more information regarding which galleys we will be giving away and how said giveaway will proceed. But for now, feast your eyes upon the bounty of books and consider putting some thought into your blogiversary party attire. (One must dress nicely for such things, yes?)

In the meantime, I am off to make Miss Mango a hot drink. Poor thing.

Sincerely yours, as ever,

Frederick Regency Raptor

Temporary post is temporary…

20 Feb

*Frederick Regency Raptor sits reading in his study. A bleary-eyed Ari Fuzzy Mango stumbles in through the door*

AFM: IT’S DONE.

FRR: Good Lord! Miss Mango, where have you been?

AFM: Out there. God. I don’t even want to think about it. *glances around the study* I used to hang out here a lot, didn’t I?

FRR: Indeed. *raises an eyebrow*

AFM: How have you been?

FRR: Oh, fine, fine. You know, just sitting here. By myself. Drinking tea. By myself. Editing the sarcastic characters series. By mysel–

AFM: But Fred, it’s not my fault! School and fellowship applications have been eating my life, not to mention my blogging time. And let’s not even talk about novel editing. *presses her hands to her face* God. Dear February, I would really appreciate it if you would stop being so mean to me. Thanks.

FRR: Because talking to units of time is always an effective strategy.

AFM: Well I talk to fictional characters. What’s the difference?

FRR: WE can answer back.

AFM: No kidding. Maybe I should give up on the snarky characters posts and just have you teach the lessons.

FRR: *returning to his book* No. I’d rather have you do it. *gestures at the table* The marked-up manuscript is there. I’d appreciate if you occupied that chair for a while.

AFM: Aww, Fred. Does this mean you mean you missed me?

FRR: I decline to comment.

AFM: Well, I missed you. I warn you, though. I know those posts are long overdue, but it’s midterm season, so I make no promises that they’ll be finished anytime soo–

FRR: *producing a tea tray out of nowhere* You’ll stay for tea?

AFM: *smiles* Yeah. Sure. Thanks.

Sunday Sharing #12 (or, the 7×7 Blog Award, a.k.a. Am I Allowed to Do This?)

13 Nov

Guys! Someone gave me an award!

The lovely Jess Byam of Jest Kept Secret has passed on the 7×7 Blog Award, in which I am encouraged to share one of my own posts in each of seven categories. And hey, Sunday is Sunday Sharing (in which I post seven links)!

So doing the award post today makes perfect sense, right?

Yeeaaahhh. About that.

The funny thing is that this is probably the most difficult Sunday Sharing I have ever had to write. Part of it is that picking out links to post is hard. The other part is that I have issues where self-promotion is concerned (not other people’s self-promotion—my own). But the way I figure it, if I want to be a writer, this is something I’m just going to have to get used to. So all in all, I think this is good for me. :-) A stretching exercise, if you will.

And without further ado, here are the posts I’ve selected.

 

1. Most Beautiful: Impatience is a Virtue (or, Why I Am a Masochist)

Beautiful blog posts don’t tend to be my style, so I think this is the closest I get. I guess it’s beautiful to me in that it captures a very specific feeling that I’ve been experiencing for years but hadn’t ever really articulated until I wrote this. Anyhoo. In spite of the potentially misleading title, it’s about writing, and I like writing. So yeah.

 

2. Most Helpful: How to Make a Mind Map (or, Brainstorming Stories with the Fuzzy Mango)

Mind mapping! This is an awesome brainstorming technique that I find very useful. Since writing this post, I’ve had a number of people tell me (either virtually or in person) that they’ve found it to be an immensely helpful way of both organizing thoughts and generating new ideas. And it’s great for nonfiction, presentations, and academic work as well as for fiction.

 

3. Most Popular: I Feel You, Man (or, the Art of Capturing Sensory Detail)

I got a lot of good feedback on this one. :-) Using precise description to paint a picture in a reader’s mind is a necessary skill in fiction—and it’s also something that nearly all writers have to work at. Basically, it’s difficult AND vitally important. (Thank God there are concrete ways to approach this issue). I guess a lot of readers could relate to that.

 

4. Most Controversial: Lighting a Candle Amid Cursing (or, Why the Dark Content of Modern YA Novels is Not Evil)

I don’t know if the post itself is controversial because nobody has actively disagreed with it (yet). That said, I think it’s the one that has the potential to be controversial. I have some strong feelings about censorship, particularly the censorship of middle-grade and young-adult fiction. That said, these feelings are counterbalanced by knowing what it’s like to want to protect a kid/teen (a younger sibling, in my case) from the darker aspects of the human experience.

 

5. Most Surprisingly Successful: Entry for the First Campaigner Challenge!

On one hand, I probably shouldn’t be surprised that this ended up being such a successful post. It was part of the Campaigner Challenge and there was an external link directing people to it. Still, I was astonished by how many people commented to say how much they liked it, and it ended up making it to the second round of the competition. That was really nice. :-)

 

6. Most Underrated: Liquidized Borders (or, How the Book Industry is Getting Interesting)

In theory, this is a blog post about change. In reality, though, I think it’s more about the fact that I just enjoy having conversations with a certain monocled velociraptor (a.k.a. Fred). Granted, I think we’ve had other noteworthy argu—I mean, discussions. But this was his first appearance on the blog, so it’s one of my favorites.

 

7. Most Prideworthy: It’s Not About the Networking (or, Why the Wall Street Journal Fails to Comprehend the Internet)

I’m not sure this post is the most prideworthy for purely objective reasons, but it has a significance that no other post on my blog has (to my knowledge, anyway). And what is that significance, you ask?

IT WAS READ BY JOHN GREEN. YES. BY JOHN GREEN.

And how do I know this? Because unless there is some other female Nerdfighter who did those book-signing calculations with those exact figures, my blog is the one he’s talking about here (you should watch the whole thing for context, but skip to 1:08 if you want to hear the relevant part):


 
So yeah, seeing that video pretty much made my day (way back in July when it was posted).

At any rate, it is now my great pleasure to pass this 7×7 award on to some awesome bloggers! I’m going to pick five:

1. Annalise Green
2. Yvie Gonya
3. Claudie A.
4. Jen Groepl
5. Mel Corbett

Can’t wait to see what they do with it!

With that, dear readers and raptors (reapters? raders?), we’ve reached the end of this whirlwind tour down memory lane. If you liked any particular post mentioned here (or if you *le gasp* disagree with one of my choices), leave a comment and let me know!

Otherwise, I shall see you on Thursday. :-)

 

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